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11/08/2007 Help create our next shirt..
Post to the comments any ideas, phases, or pictures you would like to see us print on our mens or womens shirts.
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Some of my favorite phrases:
“Often Underestimated”
“Here, there be monsters..”
“Where the wild things are”
Comment by Will — November 9, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
GYMS are for GIRLEY GIRLS (front)
CROSSFIT is for WOMEN (back)
Tip ‘o the hat to “Hollywood”
Comment by Caroline Kong — November 9, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
Sorry….I meant girly! :0
Comment by Caroline Kong — November 9, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
Crossfit, nuff said.
Eddie woud crossfit.
Your stick is our carrot.
I just had a neuroendocrine response… in my pants.
Designed by sadists for masochists.
Comment by Sean Kelly — November 9, 2007 @ 11:46 pm
Crossfit “YEAH BUDDAY!” A la Ronnie Coleman.
Comment by Jason — November 10, 2007 @ 12:11 am
“Stroke Hard, Come First.”
-Sean Maddinger aka Shawn Murphy
Comment by HawaiianBrad — November 10, 2007 @ 6:02 am
I like it
I love it
I want more of it
Make it hurt Coach Glassman
Make it hurt!
Comment by HawaiianBrad — November 10, 2007 @ 6:06 am
Sean Kelly…..hysterical. Good ‘uns!
Comment by Caroline Kong — November 10, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
“It is out of the deepest depth that the highest must come to its height.”
“No one likes an ugly snatch.”
“Become who you are.”
Comment by Nicholas Hahn — November 10, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
Hey, Nick….good t-shirt slogan. But remember, it doesn’t have to look good to feel good…..
Comment by Caroline Kong — November 10, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
Here at CrossFit
We’re fitter than you
And we know it.
Comment by HawaiianBrad — November 10, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
Pukie is my co-pilot.
Comment by Nicholas Hahn — November 13, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
If you don’t Crossfit then f#!k you!
Comment by Pete S. — November 14, 2007 @ 8:44 am
“You’ve never enjoyed a box or snatch like this before.”
“Get up
Pull
Jerk
Repeat”
“Making dumbells a little smarter.”
“Featuring the only rings a fat chick can get…”
“Not all squats are done for your cellmate’s pleasure.”
“Women love jerks.”
“Atlas shrugged. We keep going.”
Comment by Tom — November 14, 2007 @ 5:01 pm
“Women should clean.”
Comment by Tom — November 14, 2007 @ 5:04 pm
“We don’t need mirrors - we know we look good.”
“Where men take off their shirts and play jump rope, not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Comment by Tom — November 14, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
Those aren’t tears in my eyes, it’s sweat!
Comment by Juggins — November 14, 2007 @ 6:07 pm
Last one, I promise:
“Time is NOT on my side.”
Comment by Tom — November 14, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
Tom, I love the dumbells one!
For the Ladies…
“Man Candy - Courtesy of Crossfit Oahu”
“Nice Rack”
For the Men…
“From Chunky to Hunky” “Thanks, Crossfit!”
For Anyone…
“Glutton For Punishment”
“This will only hurt a bit.”
“Will puke for records.”
“Jerks need lovin’ too.”
“I donated my body to crossfit.”
“Ex-slacker.”
“I do all of my own stunts.”
“There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them” - Phyllis Bottome
“All of us do not have equal talent, but all of us should have as an equal opportunity to develop our talents” - JFK
“We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.” - Miyazawa Kenji
Comment by Dr. K — November 14, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
“Pilates is for girls….
Crossfit is for HOT girls”
“Even my sweat angel is hot”
“Wanna see my snatch?” (for the ladies of course)
“Cleaning up the fitness industry”
“Your gym sucks!”
“For a long time I thought I was exercising. Then I started Crossfit.”
“Where the ladies kick my ass”
“Don’t ask…it works all my muscles.”
“I’d rather be stronger than I look”
“It’s a fitness thing; you wouldn’t understand”
“I’d rather do girls than curls”
“Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated”
“If the record isn’t broke…BREAK IT!
“I can clean it, jerk it and have a pretty nice snatch too”
“Don’t just stand there, tabata something”
Found this one and kinda modified it.
“While you were eating your second helping,
I was doing Cindy.
While you were watching your third sitcom,
I was doing Karen.
While you were drinking your fourth beer,
I was doing Mary.
While you were pressing snooze the fifth time,
I was doing Fran.
Think about it.”
Comment by Courtney — November 14, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
Why would you build a body that can’t do anything?
Comment by Nicholas Hahn — November 14, 2007 @ 9:09 pm
How can I post a graphic?
Comment by Chris — November 14, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
No need graphic….will describe it. On back of shirt a dude (or dudette) crazy buff doing a turkish get up with the weight being the island of Oahu in his palm. Or on the back various stations and different little people going from station to station sweating.
Comment by Chris — November 14, 2007 @ 11:23 pm
On back of shirt, a skull and cross bones and under it in tattoo lettering Burn Baby Burn”
Comment by Chris — November 14, 2007 @ 11:29 pm
Haha…I’m such a perve. I love Courtney’s “I can clean it, jerk it and have a pretty nice snatch too” comment. Is that a dumbbell in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? haha…
Comment by Tara — November 15, 2007 @ 12:39 am
But wait, shouldn’t the order go…jerk then clean?
Comment by Tara — November 15, 2007 @ 12:42 am
OK. I feel like such a lame-o for lying in bed thinking about shirt ideas but whatevers…I had an ephinany. We should utilize Crossfit’s unique location by localizing the shirt.
Sayings like:
“Crossfit would go!” (Eddie would go)
“If can, can, if no can, can.” (Instead of no can.)
“Got Crossfit?” (got rice) etc…
This way we can keep with the Crossfit theme but personalize it with island style.
Comment by Tara — November 15, 2007 @ 2:26 am
“Chicks dig calluses”
“I love the sound ego’s make when they shatter”
“Crossfit Oahu - Breaking hearts on a daily basis”
“That’s right, I said 31 sets”
(for the ladies) I’m Beauty AND the Beast
Also, I found a cool website with Hawaiian proverbs http://www.k12.hi.us/~waianaeh/waianhi/olelo.html
Some favorites:
Kulia i ka nu’u
Translation: Strive for the summit (This was the motto of Queen Kapiolani)
He lawai’a no ke kai papa’u, he pokole ke aho; he lawai’a no ke kai hohonu he loa ke aho.
Translation: A fisherman of shallow seas uses only a short line; a fisherman of the deep sea uses a long line.
Explanation: You will reach only as far as you aim and prepare yourself to reach
Comment by Will — November 15, 2007 @ 9:09 am
The bigger the mustache, the better the man. (might only sell one of those)
Comment by Tom — December 5, 2007 @ 3:13 am